Bless. Underneath his Mitt Romney exterior, he’s all stressed.
So I’m concerned about Michael Phelps’ swimming trunks.
Specifically, their size. Or, more accurately, their lack thereof.
And he wears them so low! You can see his cheeky Olympic pube-tat. It’s a wonder his arse isn’t hanging out!
Oh. It pretty much is.
Levi Johnston: hot or not?
Initial signs said very much “not”:
But the GOP beauty-wonks have worked wonders: