Happy Birthday

Heartfelt stuff here from Perez.

(This is exactly as formatted)

———- Forwarded message ———-
From: <no-reply@posse.perezhilton.com>
Date: 13 June 2012 10:30
Subject: Happy Birthday
To: barleyherb@gmail.com


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There are three kinds of people in the world: those who get my jokes and laugh at them; those who don’t get them and look confused; and those who don’t get them, but laugh anyway. Two of these kinds, I respect.